Plasticman This is the Plasticman This is the Plasticman Cause this is the Plasticman JME And Plasticman It's Plasticman Spin it, Plasticman Plasticman Spinning the Plasticman Plasticman Spinning the Plasticman Yo... Dance It's not about shanks all the time Grab a girl and skank from behind Everybody thinks to MC good Your lyrics must be about livin' in the 'hood Causin a racket, causin a noise Not enough females, too many boys Just dance on your heel and toe Dance 'till you get an ASBO Put your hands at eye level Elbows out, but be careful Move 'em up and down with your knees And lean forward 20 degrees And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance Take a rest Cause sweats coming through your dress Gather all your friends and find Your way to the bar, it's beverage time Get drunk on stellas, red stripes or the ones With umbrellas Don't worry if you can't drink more Find your way back to the dancefloor Put your hands at eye level Elbows out, but be careful Move 'em up and down with your knees And lean forward 20 degrees And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance And move And dance Be careful who u chat to on the email It's a picture of a girl, but it's a shemale I don't care if ur samantha mumba I still won't give out my number Only if I see her chest and bumpa live Or On the webcamera If I want to, I'll give up my O2 If she's older, I'll give up my Voda See I got bare phones, I take the mick I still dont know what facebook is I'm messing about, talk to me I'll be on MSN at about quarter to 3 It's Jamie, add my Hotmail Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male What, you think I can't get girls? Haha, very funny, L-O-L I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance I don't care what you think If you can't dance, go have a drink Plasticman's giving you the chance Everybody please, shutup and dance Put your hands at eye level Elbows out, but be careful Move 'em up and down with your knees And lean forward 20 degrees And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance And move to the beat And dance