Jkim - No Salad lyrics

[Intro] Uh, hello can I get a chicken over rice please? Uh, do you want salad with that? NO SALAD! [Verse 1: Seannie J] Look you a 95, stay workin' from 9 to 5 After this track, how the f** you gon' stay alive? Ain't doin' sh** in life, stay chuggin' green bottles Thought you had weight issues? Now you got more problems Graduate with 97's, get murked by a 97 Puttin' the mack on 98, she creeped by ya obsession She don't want no f**in' humpty dumpty or a small dick Probably call Will Kim to steal ya girl real quick Call you the real brian yu junior for hoppin' on crooks Think ya extra-large fit on point, that sh** is so jokes You the real jabba da hut, better love ya new name Quit tryna be hard, everyone know that you a real lame Call you obese, you join the gym, workin' out? Ha sike! n***as probably mistake ya b**ha** for an obese dike! [Verse 2: Sung Il] Jason Seo, im aboutta spit out this verse Im a blessin' to this track, but to you im a curse Yea there's no rehearse fatty boy, you heard it here first Ima violate ya a**, so hold tight to ya purse p**y f*ggot, why you always cravin' attention? Yous a lightskin boy, soon to undergo depression Ima need a drill just to get through layers of fat Evidences of binge eating, to you cake is like crack Why bother with the yaeyo, when n***as got the mayo? Fat n***a alert, n***a lookin like Te-ri-o Jason fatty se-o, how bout we make a de-al Lose some f**ing weight and I'll respect you for re-al [Verse 3: Jkim] High school cla** of 2020, Jason Se-o Only time you saw titties, in-cog-ni-to Lookin' for ya dick, like ya findin' Nemo This verse gon' hit you harder than Dan Marino Your a f**in' whale someone get the torpedo Your bogie selfies make you look f**in' emo If you were paid to eat, you would own a casino Get off Jamie's dick, it's not a burrito Shoot ya fat face, call it cap-a-chino I'll give ya face scars no Al Pacino Jump shot's as ugly as you in a speedo Know ya place like Sam Lim, change your ego How life as a f*ggot, you f**in' dumb bogie addict Takin' all these shots, yea my gat's automatic And quit f**in' b**hin', stop bein' dramatic R.I.P. J-Seo, A.K.A. Mr. Atlantic [Hook: Will] b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! b**h, I stole yo girl! [Verse 4: Boo k** Em] Jason Seo, they call him the king of highschool Driving without a license, your not cool Why does this my n***a have my f**in' name? Why couldn't his dad pull out, the day he came? Why does he exist is what im tryin' to say Taking all the food supply, that sh** is not okay Copping a feel, on the girl andrew is making out with Doing stuff like that, you really deserve this diss Your a fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, piece of sh** You can't ball for life, because your just that unfit Always ditching school and chilling at the park Waiting on the buffet line, with Seong Dark Park One plate, two plate, up to twenty-four Getting your a** kicked out as you beg for more You probably weigh more than Brian's head The reason why Africa's starving, you're a global threat [Verse 5: Tak] Just got my teeth removed, but still more energy than your fata** Get ready to be chewed, does anyone wanna drink tonight? Does anyone wanna cyph tonight? I'll tell you what to do tonight Get on that f**ing treadmill, I hope you lose that cellulite Dont bother getting a haircut honey, a p**y like yourself is beautiful, bald or hairy Glad your coming to the house, you better not be fakin' Don't let us down, your our supply of bacon