Jinkx Monsoon - The Bacon Shake lyrics

Now listen to my story And listen to it well Good girls go to heaven, And bad girls raise a lotta hell I was always a proper lady From the finest finishing school But when I went to college I finally broke the rules Alright boy Beat it Well I went with friends to a party Where they served forbidden booze And all of a sudden I realized Inhibitions I was gonna lose Where once all the drinks were (?) And turned me into a freak so, Play that wild piano And beat those savage drums All night long I'll shake it Come on everybody, It's fun! She's shakin' her bacon Come on boys, it's sizzlin' She's shakin' her bacon And then shimmy 'til it fizzles Her bacon is shakin' Come on, it's nice and hot Her bacon is shakin' I'm serving it, ready or not! Alright, everybody Do the bacon shake! Well, I hope these walls are sturdy Because when I get to shakin' The whole place starts to swing and sway And all kinds of things start breaking Bumping and grinding in every direction South, north, west, and east Ha! Everybody watch out for me 'Cause I can't control this beast Ah ha ha ha! Pour me another Can't help us out if I've just begun Shake it, y'all Let's have some fun And (?) when I shake I'm known around town as Lady Earthquake 'Cause (Hiccups) She's shakin' her bacon Come on boys, it's sizzlin' She's shakin' her bacon And then shimmy 'til it fizzles Her bacon is shakin' Come on, it's nice and hot Her bacon is shakin' I'm serving it, ready or not! 'Cause my bacon is shakin' Her bacon is shakin' Well, I'm shakin' my bacon She's shakin' her bacon My bacon is shakin' Come on, it's nice and hot Oh, my bacon is shakin' And I'm serving it ready or not Ow!