Jinkx Monsoon - A Hanukkah Moment (Interlude) lyrics

[Queens Discussing] *Whistling* Jinkx Monsoon: All right, everybody, it's time to light the menorah. Quiet! Jackie: Shh, shh, Jinkx has something to say, she's being "cultural" Jinkx: This is my moment, okay, shut up! Alaska: Girl... Take it easy... Jinkx: We're gonna light the menorah, this is a- this is a very significant moment for the Hanukkah tradition Manila: What is this queen talking about? I'm gonna need some wine to get through this story Jinkx: Because it signifies- it's- it's significant- it's signifying of um- eh- eh, the festival of lights, you see. Where we had 8 days of light and um we were only supposed to have one. It's kind of like when you reach that last little glob of- of foundation in the bottle and you think there's no way I'm gonna be able to cover my whole body Jackie: *Snoring, then wakes up* Oh yeah, what? I'm sorry did somebody say something? Jinkx: In this tiny amount of foundation, and yet somehow it spreads and it spreads and it spreads, and- and by the end y-y-y-you-u-u-u're a clown again Jackie: Anyway, I told her- Oh my God, Darienne, Jiggly, please do not sit on that, uh, China cabinet! *China cabinet cracking* Jackie: No, no, that is not reinforced *Queens exclaiming in shock as the cabinet breaks* Jackie: My collectibles! Alaska: All your Precious Moments figurines! Jackie: Oh, my men! Alaska: Oh, no, your Wedgewood China! Oh, and there goes your Golden Girls commemorative plates! Jackie: MY WHAT?! Please tell me Bea Arthur is okay! Alaska: No, she's gone, but Betty White looks fine! Jackie: Oh, God, who cares about Betty White! Oh, Bea! Oh, Bea! What am I gonna eat my cheesecake off of!