Jim's Big Ego - Math Prof Rock Star lyrics

All the girls in the cla** room think he's hot He shows up wearing the sandals with the white socks He hears them giggling while he's got his back to the cla** He thinks he's got an eraser mark on his a** And all the girls from the hall show up to hear him talk Even though most of the time he's covered in chalk Math Prof Rock Star! woo hoo! Math Prof Rock Star! oh yeah! Math Prof Rock Star! who knew? When he was young he never thought that he would be a Math Prof Rock Star And after hours outside of his office there's a line waiting Full of girls lining up to ask about their quadratic equations She leans over the desk and twirls a pencil in her hair Complains that the grade he gave her was way unfair And all the professors they laugh about it and wish him well But the guys in the cla** are just jealous as hell Math Prof Rock Star! woo hoo! Math Prof Rock Star! oh yeah! Math Prof Rock Star! who knew? He was voted most unlikely ever to become a Math Prof Rock Star. And at the end of the day he's got to sneak out the back There's a stairway behind the machine where you get a snack She finds him there, grabs him and kisses him hard He doesn't fight it, he knows he's been caught And she leads him down to the alley way to her car It's kind of hard being married to a Math Prof Rock Star! woo hoo! Math Prof Rock Star! oh yeah! Math Prof Rock Star! who knew? Three point one four one five nine two six five three five Math Prof Rock Star.