Jim's Big Ego - Ahead of the Curve lyrics

All of my friends Are doing things that I was doing When I was half their age And all of my peers Are into stuff that I was into Before it was the rage I used to watch tv and then I listened to the radio And got into the internet now the internet is tired I'd tell you what I'm into now but it just might start a trend To cause the stock market to swerve But I just might tell you anyway cause I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead of the curve I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead of the curve Yeah! Whoh-oh! Yeah! I used to know this girl who'd been abducted by aliens She'd look into my eyes and then she'd look into the sky And I got tired of that so I Found this other girl who was into crank and crack and Ritalin We'd go out looking to score and then she'd start vibrating so fast So I met this other girl who was into scarification she had Piercings all over her body and tatoos and stuff And I don't even want to talk about it it's really gross So I tried to find this normal girl and I went into this normal bar And asked this normal girl out she said 'don't call me girl' She didn't know what she was missing because I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead of the curve I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead of the curve Yeah! Whoh-oh! Yeah! So now you see me walking down the street I've got this typical style of hair And this typical style of clothes and you see me and you smile But what you don't realize is that I'm 12 years ahead of you Where everything you own is retro now I'm laughing at your sense of cool because I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead of the curve I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead of the curve I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead of the curve I'm ahead of the curve, I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead I'm ahead of the curve Yeah! Whoh-oh! Yeah!