[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] Hold up, how do I look? f**ed up like Bobby Brown's cheque book Ozzy Osbourne stopped doing Mai-Tai-Chi The type that made Diddy lose his P Where we are is where the line begins This ain't your Mom (not any dick gets in) Then there's no way you'll get past her She'll dress like an extra from a beer commercial [Hook 1] Here comes trouble, shut the front door You need to not give a sh** a little more Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone It's half past f** it with the CAPS LOCK on V-I-P between two bean diddlers f**ing with them forties like Adolf Hitler Retard and feathered, withdrawn and quartered Hands in the air like we jumped the border J-Lo rent's got something to show me While her fat friend pretends that she doesn't know me Do it for Johnny! Bring it home for Jerome! f** them college girls like Stafford Loans [Hook 1] [Hook 2] An a**hole, why sure what's that? What would Johnny Cash do? We're gonna bring the party to you! You'll be pissing someone else's blood before we're through We're gonna bring the party to you! [Hook 1] [Hook 2] Up out on the roof, twist off the wine tops Slow dance with girls as the Miami ba** drops Up out on the roof, twist off the wine tops Slow dance with girls as the Miami ba** drops [Hook 1] x 2 It's half past f** it with the CAPS LOCK on (x8)