[Verse 1] Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your a**? Write back as soon as you can [Hook] You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine [Verse 2] Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your a** when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? [Hook] You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine [Verse 3] Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your a** [Hook] You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine [Bridge] P.S Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties [Outro] Would ya f** me for blow?