[Verse 1] Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone Way back to New York City Where you do belong Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses Legs wrapped around me tight If I ever get back to Fun City, girl I'm going to make you scream all night Honey, honey, call me on the telephone I know you're moving out to Hollywood With your can of tasty foam All those beat up friends of mine Got to get you in their books And lead guitars and movie stars Get their toes beneath your hook [Chorus] Yeah! You're a star f**er, star f**er, star f**er, star f**er, star Yeah, a star f**er, star f**er, star f**er, star f**er, star A star f**er, star f**er, star f**er, star f**er star [Verse 2] Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's Now that's what I call obscene Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute I bet you keep your p**y clean Honey, I miss your two tone kisses Legs wrapped around me tight If I ever get back to New York, girl Going to make you scream all night [Chorus] [Verse 3] Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you For giving head to Steve McQueen Yeah, and me we made a pretty pair Falling through the Silver Screen Honey, I'm open to anything I don't know where to draw the line Yeah, I'm making bets that you going to get (You man) before he dies (John Wayne) [Chorus]