Jimmy Fallon - Chris Rock Was My R.A. lyrics

Well my freshman year had an awesome RA. i had the best RA in the world. i wish U was with me all my 4 years. his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock We loved him because he didn't give a crap about us. he didn't care. hes like "im your RA!Resident Assistant! Resident Assistant! im not the resident Council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your Friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up Hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow And leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is Smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty Toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain Springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta 40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin On i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont Care! yo roomate is a pain on the a**, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in The mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!