Jimmy Buffett - Fat Person Man lyrics

Sheila You got to get rid of dat fat person man Send him to french guiana china or japan Get him off of dis island Ders no reconcilin' da rumours have already spread He don't leave dis island He lose his head I can't help it i just tell the truth Norman Now sheila i can't do that Try and understand He's not just some drunk a**hole He's my money man He's got banks in nebraska And mines in alaska His childish ways can be misread Sheila I'll say it one more time sir He lose his head i can't help it, I just tell the truth Norman Now lester's really harmless Sheila But hippolyte's a threat Norman Whole life here in kinja Rests on this tilson fete I can't have a beheading Or any blood letting Oh sheila tell me what to do Sheila Stick to do dat fat person Like you be glue Norman I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque Lester I can't help it I just tell the truth