Oh rock and roll is a scary business no hit records No MTV videos, you'll never make it here, scary Not, let's do it coral reefers Looked in my laptop, what did I see? A flashin' message said, "Today: Therapy" Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink But I'm getting better that's what some people think Talk about denial and dysfunctional things Head's like a bell some days it dongs and it dings Me brain's playin' tricks on me it likes to shift gears Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears Now vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts scare me Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride Back to my childhood where those monsters reside They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost I was never ever frightened By the murderer on our block He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters The neighborhood is still in shock So many dragons lurking out in the fog So many crazy people mumblin' monologues It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read I need protection from the things in my head Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No alien, psychopath or MTV host scares me Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Oh you're so scary It's scary out here In the world of rock and roll Scared you didn't I?