Well you come to me With your accusations And you sit me down Put your finger in my face And you say you want some kind of explanation Oh but darling Your suspicion is misplaced So I'm surprised You don't know me better I'm surprised you think I'm that kind of man I'm surprised that you don't believe me I'm surprised that you don't understand Yeah and I've been trying To read the way your face moves It might tell me Just how long I've got to breathe And what you're feeling about me Well by now We both know I was lying And everything you nailed me with was true And so I throw myself darling at your mercy And I'll understand whatever you will do So I'm surprised You still want to see me I'm surprised you're gonna let me live I'm surprised your daddy hasn't k**ed me I must say I was pleasantly surprised