Jim Wirt - Take Me To Your Leader lyrics

[Verse 1] What if your brain Unexpectedly and suddenly Picked out things to flip around And view a lot differently? What if blue sky All of a sudden turned a purple hue? We would a sh** a brick the size of all of it What if? What if I was just daydreaming? What if I lived in a pear? What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day? You can bet your dollar I'd be happy [Chorus] I forgot to remember I forgot to remember my pain [Verse 2] Take me to your leader Or die by the fly guy! What if mothballs Hanging around too close to microwaves Suddenly woke up and said "Take me to your leader Or die by fly guy! He'll push you out No wings attached!" Just do as I say, no mistake He'll blow away What if I was daydreaming? What if I lived in a pear? What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber Tied to my leg and I Did not want my pants to get dirty? What if this, what if that?! [Chorus][x2] [Bridge] Forgot to inject my, c**aine! Forgot to apply my, rogaine! Forgot to remember, my pain! I never think, I never thought Oh, maybe I'm insane I think I like being Way the [?] out of my brain [Chorus]