Jim Rushing - American Honky-Tonk Bar Association lyrics

[Verse 1] If your paycheck depends on The weather and the clock If your conversation calls for A little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation That you're facin' Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Verse 2] When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket For most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those Standin' in a welfare line Well rejoice you have a voice If you're concerned about the destination Of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin' back Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd They're heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association [Verse 3] We're all one big family Throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts We reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week Available consultation For your frustration It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd Well their heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Outro] Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Do not delay Contact today Your A.H.B.A Your A.H.B.A