Biggs Now, daddy, I'll treat you right And promise never to fight If you'll only come back to me. Well, I'll work hard every day And you can have all of my pay If you'll only try and agree. Well, you can knock me down Knock me up and even kick me Or black both my eyes But, daddy, please, don't you quit me. I will rub and scrub and eat the suds If you'll only come back to me, sweet papa. Now darlin', when the rain turns the snow and it's ninety below That's when I'll come back to you When I'm hungry and I'm dying And I'm starving and there are no shoes on my feet Well, then maybe I'll cogitate over your veritability. HA! Now you may have found some other cat Oh, I may agree to that Yes but, darling, you lost your uranium mine, Your gold mine, your silver mine, your cobalt mine When you lost me. Now when box cars are flying around And when blue turns to brown Oh, then I might abandon the canyons of my mind And soar into the air with a storm and dither over you Darling, you fink!