Jim Johnston - Wreck lyrics

{*car tires squealing, car crashes*} {*some screams, "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"*} [Kool Keith] Yeah.. Right down the aisle Kool Keith and the Ol' Dirty for Mankind [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Yeah.. yeah.. And this is gonna be done, with everything [Kool Keith] 2000 texture, rhymin' with Ol' Dirty With my New York Jets jersey Left lineman comin' in like Mankind With diamonds sparklin' around my rhymes Black Levi suits, skully caps and boots Wigs with Grecian Formula Got us warnin' ya With backslaps, we put on, mack caps Sit in V.I.P. with blind man lookin like Stevie We nasty, sittin' next to Regis and Kathie Front row seats with Blowfly The crowd is so high Tickets with popcorn, we rock born No circus here, just horses and a unicorn Tuxedos and taxis, we roll with leather maxis Catch the back breeze Gypsy cabs burn rubber Signin' autographs for Danny Glover Donny Osmond and Dennis Rodman Up in a empty furniture apartment With Mexicans maids, rubbin' the spots out the carpet We move and face our targets [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Punch, kick, fight - bite Whatever you do, just kick {his f**in} a**! Cause I'm much different from, the other MC's Cause I got the amazin, abilities I can rock on the mic, so you can have a ball I can fly through the air - stick to the wall I can take a punch, or get hit by a car I can go to the nearest or farthest star As a matter of fact, that's what I wanna talk about How I went outer space, just to be in the house Punch, kick, fight - bite! [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round Punch, kick, fight - bite! [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round Punch, kick, fight - bite! [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round [Kool Keith] With backsprings Nobody seen the girls pee on the mattress Who was the actress when we had to take a leak? I was in the station wagon listenin' to Canibus We're basketball with gla**es Lookin' like Kurt Rambis Ridin' the turnpike to Paramus Drinkin' a box of Tropicanas with this dumb-a** n***a Drivin' the green Bonneville from Indiana At a truck stop The state trooper made me turn down the hip-hop I got out and vomicked on the ragtop, super eggdrop UHAHHHH! Pa** me the towel Was it McDonald's? I'ma sue Ronald Punch, kick, fight [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round Punch, kick, fight [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round Punch, kick, fight [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round Punch, kick, fight [OD] Punch, kick, fight - bite [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round [OD] Punch, kick, fight - bite [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round [OD] Punch, kick, fight - BITE! [KK] Kick his a** downtown - first round [OD] Punch, kick, fight - BITE!! [OD] Whatever you do KICK HIS {fu*kIN} ASS!!!