If you really wanted me to know Then you've sure got a funny way of showing El Caporal El Caporal El Caporal You're money's no good here Well if you really don't want me to know Then you sure got a silly way of showing El Caporal El Caporal El Caporal My dog's not in your dumpster Slide through your life Straight like a knife Sway when you dance Play a game in your pants It's all new you see The believing in things Believing in things that I do Have we played all the chords we can finger? Have we made all the musical shapes? I just hope that my kisses, love will linger On your sweet, confused captain's face And the things you say just aren't making any sense And the wars you wage are mostly k**ing innocents When I want to say, all that's good has gone away You tell me no, it isn't so But if you really wanted me to know Then you sure got a funny way of showing El Caporal El Caporal Your love lasted forever Your love lasted forever