When I tip-toed down to see the somebody Shocked the somebody was me That's the silliest thing I've heard Things get wierder every day But truth it stays I'll eat the horse if the horse eats hay Went out drinking and Had a few Lord only knows what I Said to you In a smoky bar downtown People swirling all around Everyone starts to look the same If you softly whisper their name In a smoky bar downtown The longer the hesitation The smaller the celebration A guide to our salvation The problem with solutions Read a book and thought of you Thought of all the things I don't do Doing do not doing say Sometimes words just sound like noise Other times noise makes the prettiest sounds And noise it gets around I am lost and I am found When I tip-toed down to see The somebody Shocked the somebody was me That's the silliest thing I've heard Things get weirder everyday But weirder all truths stay I'll eat the horse if the horse eats hay The longer the hesitation The smaller the celebration A guide to our salvation The problem with solutions