Jim Gaffigan - Whales lyrics

Iv'e been trying to swim a lot You know? You always hear that swimmings the best excersise But have you seen how fat whales are? Whales, they're like swimming all of the time It's not working whales, not working. *sound of whale call* Whales kind of allways sound depressed don't they? *whale call* Rejected by Eharmony *whale call* My Face Book friends forgot my birthday *whale call* Why am I so bad at hide and seek? The fish always find me Wouldn't it be great if we found out whales were in complete denial about how huge they are?