Jibjab - 2-0-5 lyrics

(spoken) Reporter:Mr President!Its been quite a year! Can you tell us what you're thinking as it draws to a close? (Sofly sung) Bush: With hurricanes, and terrorists, its been hard to just get by. Heres hopin the year 2-0-6,Turns out better than 2-0-5! (Song Speeds up) Bush: Well, Kim Jong is throwin' fits, and the shuttles on the fritz, Theres an intifada brewin' in the Gaza Strip, Oh, the deficits a' rising, Half a' Europe hates my guts, And Industrial America is goin' bankrupt! There is a great sense of ugency, We've got to squash the insurgency! My approval ratings in a dive! Hope its not another year like 2-0-5! Oh, a leak investigations got my White House in a snarl, Theres a special prosecutor after my friend Karl and our energy dependency has put me in a bind, Ah, don't worry 'bout about Alaska it'll be just fine! My appointee was a big flop! The housing market is 'bout to pop! Multiple Senators: With record profits at the pump Man: I drive an SUV and take it in the rump! Multiple People: all of our jobs, gone overseas! Arabian TowelHead: Each week I make One dollar, Seventy-Three! Bush: From Katrina!FEMA!Gitmo too! The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu! (The tempo and the beat changes) Bush: 'Cause every problem in the world, lands right here on my desk! I tried to get to Crawford, even there couldnt get no rest. From piartes to Solmalia, to that nut job in Iran! It's hard to rule the free world! But I'm doing the best I can! With same s** marriage, stem cells, Scooter Libby, Tom DeLayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (spoken Lightly) Here's hopin' the year 2-0-6, brings a... (goes back to second tempo) brings a few more brighter dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys! (spoken) Bush:You can say that again... (Credits roll) (silence) (Bush Gargaling)