Jesus - Tiptoe Through The Inferno lyrics

Do not make the mistake of believe i am the person who is speaking to you now I am not That is to say N-O-T This is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven It is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven Just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent with a bullwhip in search of a dead horse If you do not accept this to be true Then you are insane and will be locked up I personally have never been locked up But that is bevcause i personally have never been insance Nor have have i ever personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal You, on the other hand, are obviously crazy This is a scientific fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious To all peoples of all races, creeds, and colors And in all walks of life But do not obsfucate matters with science or other baloney sandwiches Your opinions are not relevant to the issue of your mental capacity But rather are dead hgorders whirch are not N-O-T to be flogged My purose here is to clearly Demonstrate to all concerned that you are indeed insance So that all doctors, policement, and other persons of authority Will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my statements Please do not change color while i am talking to you Of course everyone knows that my statements are always truthful But unfortunately i must demonstrate to you the fact that you are not in touch with reality Because i have only have your best interests at hearet And you must learn to function in the modern world of today May i please have fifty cents? Functioning is the process whereby decent people of society inter-relate with one another For the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place for all in which to live If you get my drift