I'm sorry i cook for sh** I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers I'll call her up I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish I'm sorry my hair isn't long like The girls in your magazines I'll grow it out I know I can't run the world 'cause I can't even decide what To make for dinner I know that you are stronger than me Because you are man Thank god you are a man (I'm sorry) I'm sorry your world is a mess Don't worry, I'll pour you a beer So that it doesn't fizz up You'll be so proud I'm sorry you dropped the gla** on the floor I'll sweep it up before you can say 'clean it up You stupid b**h.' You taught me well I know I can't run the world 'cause I can't even decide what To make for dinner I know that you are stronger than me Because you are man I know I can't run the world 'cause you tell me I s** and You're such a winner I know that you are stronger than me Because you are a man (I'm sorry, I'm sorry) I'm sorry I'm not good with makeup I'm sorry I don't wear any s**y lingerie I'll lose some weight I know I can't run the world 'cause I can't even decide what To make for dinner I know that you are stronger than me Because you are a man I know I can't run the world 'cause you tell me I s** and You're such a winner I know that you are stronger than me Because you are a man Thank god you are a man I'm sorry What would i do without a man?