Jessica Harper - Little Black Dress lyrics

[COSMO] Ever since I was a little boy Dressing up has always been my greatest joy But when it's time to be discreet There's one thing you just can't beat... And that's a strapless backless cla**ical little black dress! Well first you go rip rip rip Then you go snip snip snip Then you whip in a zip zip zip And split it up to the hip hip hip And as you strip strip strip You shiver, and quiver, for that soft caress As you slip slip slip... Into that little black dress! [BERT] Ever since I was the einem kleinen Herren It was the Cordon Blau For which I am most caring And the one taste treat so sweet That really can't be beat Is what we have here, how you are Caviar, that little black mess! [JANET] Well first you go rip rip rip Then you go snip snip snip Then you whip in a zip zip zip Split it up to the hip hip hip And as you strip strip strip Oh you quiver, shiver, for that soft caress As you slip slip slip... Into that little black dress! That minimal (minimal) Criminal (criminal) Siniful little black dress! [NATION] Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back [BERT] Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back [NATION & BERT] Let's face it Mac that basic black is coming back! [JANET] That minimal (minimal) Criminal (criminal) Siniful little black dress!