JESSE-V - Retards in upper darby lyrics

[intro] Retards all day every day yah paso [verse1] I can't afford no name brand so Louis vaton ain't in the game plan now if i could get it then i would buy it But my allowance just won't allow it now i no my wardrobe ain't to extensive but my momma said jays is to expensive So i rock shirts with pics of shoes that i like but the kicks i wear are low in price like the spiderman Joints with the glowing lights yea they look good but they fit to tight and all my clothes are handidowns And i live my life like im camping out i feel like i live in a tepee no runing water when i pee pee And my neighborhood is mad creepy out late folks in wight sheets beat me squanders !! and we broke n***as over and wearing Big clothes n***as should not wear got one leg out like LL in 95 a n***a sock me in the jaw But im still alive so i called my homies and got my squirt pistol copped a generic jersey and Levis special n***as nuttin they bark can't bargain when i rock fuba i talk but thug garbage 3 pair of jeans for 15 is something i gotta have but i won't have enough to renew my bus pa** So i can't ride up on the n***a who sock me in the jaw but if i see him in the street ima protect My balls [verse2] Big D stick bigger then a satellite remote giraffe choke tryna deep throat and that ain't no joke Me and my ninjas gonna take ya girl me and my ninjas gonna ride in ya shell movein so fast With cash you movein slow to make a meal kinda movin like a snail and guess what Im treat ya girl like my meat so when we battle you gone get beat [verse3] And remember im colder then Alaska in December and like that im a cold winner When i battle i k** dose that make me a sinner my stacks are like my chick thick not thinner You rappers my food you look like hot dinner ya girl i hopped in her like a kangaroo Im a wrapper and ima bang her to get it i just told you what i am and what gonna do I am sick so i am flu never that never blue bright red im clever hue like a zoo ima bring the Lama through i make you pause like a coma do ayoo chuck tell em (we the best) i just found a Donut under my breast i dont f** with you cuz you softer then a babies hug n***a you more confused then a boy Ladybug [verse4] Ok my jeans so skinny like a blood pressure sleeve the doc came in and took my pulse in my knees I got yeast infection i need to take em but see that i can't cuz my legs are in jail and physical Restraint if they ain't tight enough then i switch to body paint i see bad chick and i tell her I go hard in that paint cuz i get my jeans talyor made taylor made now i need frist aid first aid Cuz my balls hurt and you i celebrate Hanukkah everytime i rap they be like huuh n***a