[Intro] Hey, hey, everybody come on! Come on! One, two, three, hey, four [Verse 1] Look at me, I'm a super rad hipster Sometimes I share pants with my sister My brand new [?] shoes give me blisters [?] to my moustache, looking like Christa Um, yeah, I am artsy Smoke cigarettes and use the word "gnarly" Me and my friends always have team parties In my band house they have 8 track recordings Sitting on my MacBook, looking at the Bonnaroo line-up This [?] live in a telephone wind-up Call up my friends and they drink all the wine up We all sing harmonies, catch me on the high notes Give me a guitar and a [?] And a blanket in the middle of a soccer field Take polaroid pictures of each other's [?] And then put them up right away on my Tumblr (Hey!) Do you like my denim jacket? I found it at a thrift shop racked in the back It's so 1960s, I'm such a hippy Me and my friends [?] (No way!) Road trip up to San Fran this week Travel in the van with the band all [?] Have you heard the new Radiohead? It's okay but I like [?] [Verse 2] Anyway, when I ride to the city for a coffee We can buy new Ray Bans and [?] I want a beanie like [?] And a moustache and a f**ing beard too I wanna do American pair of [?] And get another pair of these sick bowling shoes And wear 'em tight next week and maybe go fishing Just be sure to bring the [?] blue ribbon And I don't believe in God, I don't have a good reason I only eat chicken, yeah, I'm gonna be vegan, yeah, I swear I haven't washed my hair in at least two weeks But I have a pocket comb just like [?] My shorts are too short and I don't wear sleeves And I wear v-necks, check out my trackies I like a bunch of bands you'd have never ever heard They're from overseas and I've learnt all the words Watch the video on Vimeo [?] HD quality, only 720 I like fedoras and candles and incense and mandem Hand me down [?] teachers and flannels American spirits and serious lyrics I'm not a hipster it's just my appearance (Yep, yeah) [Prelude] No, no, trust me, you - I would show you, you haven't heard of them Haha, no, no, no, seriously Hey, could I get some more coffee? Thankyou Um, no, no, no, no, honestly - uh - uh, this is a band from like - uh over there, so pretty cool though I mean they have - uh really cool stage performance with like 15 to 25 hundred of them on stage at a time - um, that's really cool Wait - hip-hop? Do I like hip-hop? No, I mean unless you're talking about like 2Pac, Thug Life or like - I mean I don't like any of that new sh** Except for Odd Future, I mean they're cool, but I mean... Haha... Nah, I don't really like hip-hop that much I mean it depends, have you... Nah, all these stupid f**ing kids that are trying to do it around here and stuff, you know what I mean, like... Yeah, I know... Nah, I know it's - it's so stupid, I mean they're just - they're just - like, who're they trying to be? You know what I mean, I feel like, like they don't even know themselves, you know what I mean? I just feel like I'm one with me and I just, you know... No, no, I agree with you, like, totally... [Outro] Hahahahahahaha, [?]