[Intro] Uh, uh, uh, hey Woo, on some real sh**, though, dawg, listen Yo, look [Verse] Sittin' in this office all day ain't cuttin' it Benefits lettin' me pay all my bills, I'm lovin' it 9 to 5, 5 days a week I'm coverin' And soon I'll be in every magazine front cover, yeah I'm in the crowd exclusively Girls lookin' at my brown eyes and then I bite recursively, yeah I'm a spider and my webs are catchy hooks Check the books, rewriting history, don't give me sketchy looks Pesky rucks hatin' me 24/7 but I grind all the time and we're continuin' forever In any endeavor, I would leave this storm before it tethers me and I'm the Master Chief These feathers roamin' free, bang gang, I hit it, my treble drumming Holla at my homies and that's where my trouble come Laughin' and yellin', the freshest, like, we were gone But better be the best then whoever's behind number one I refuse to get by with every paycheck 'cause by the end of every week I feel like it's been wasted I study these raps and not a minute was wasted Whether on Twitter, on Facebook and I'm MySpace-ing It's so amazing, I'm impressive, huh? I make the beat, sing the hook but it's not enough I rap my words, spit a verse, get the kids to hear us And we can only fear God but only God can fear us, yeah Come on, hate me please 'Cause every time you watch our video and tell your friends it pleasures me You can k** me with a gun, you can't Heath Ledger me And if the hills have eyes then I hope the hills are Beverley All eyes at me, from where the stars live And I'm just livin' off the light all the stars give I'm not done yet, I just started Nearly half way and I'm in it whole-hearted [Outro] Uh, I do this sh** where I say the same f**in' line all the time Apparently "I just started" It's not really true, I started like a year ago actually Yeah, I started when I was in Target Haha, yo, yo, I nearly just started, excuse me I kinda just farted Yo, ha, simply retarded, ha, yo Fire repeller, look at you, I'm f**in' flier than properlllers, uh Yo please stop poppin' it down when you know the doors on my car [?] Now 'cause I'm not home alone, call me and [?] Yo, was he ever in another movie, really? No but Austin Powers is so groovy Yo, and I like to go in movies, like a tower no-one said it's [?] Yo, for real, off the top of my brain, first name Jesse and the middle James Uh, insane in the membrane, talkin' [?] and you know I do it every day, ha, yo Dope rap sh**, b**h, f**!