Jesse Dangerously - Bring Your Girlfriend To Rap Day lyrics

[Verse 1: Jesse Dangerously] I like the politics and style of the Black Panthers And all the chicks that smile like tap dancers That's damn sure I like hats and have standards for raps I can't pander to the wack or handle cat dander Insincere half-apologies are crummy You can't cure cancer, 'cause astrology's for dummies All up in the tummy is food from fresh recipes And dude, forget checkers, it's Super NES Jeopardy Forever like solidarity It's all hilarity and hijinks Combined with charity and kindness I miss timeless rap from early nineties But I like this rhyming with a fly girl beside me (unh!) We gonna get so much done Never put me on the list with no plus on We come so fresh, and on time? Oh, yes I rock a Fossil watch, and not a Rolex [Verse 2: Audra Williams] It's the best if the test is in jest when I know less I like Blistex, T-Rex, s**, and Solex I once got hexed by an ex into train wrecks With some poor kid's glove in a fire and some paint flecks And I've never done d**, so it's way too weird When I come down easy like Jason Pierce Think I can rap, probably just talking Think I can tap, probably just walking [Verse 3: Jesse Dangerously] We never seen you more than once in the club, like Bill Rawles I'm not Lars, but you'll see me around town with a real doll Oh hey, speaking of Lars, he's a homie of mine And I don't see why you won't rewind our song about Naomi Klein Me and my friends blow the minds of youths in the pursuit of props “You ever shoot a cop?” No, but I shoplifted at Futureshop “Super hot!” Aww shucks, it wasn't nothing I'm blushing, dumb sh** seems cool all of a sudden [Chorus: Both] Halifax (Bilby Street) To Ottawa (Sandy Hill) To Edmonton (Eightieth) To Ottawa (Anderson) We roam [Jesse Dangerously] I get dough in the quadrillions And when I want the people to know, I call Audra Williams You're coming weak with the flows, I'm not feeling them [Audra Williams] Tap dancers have real hot hips and bums Jazz standards have all got bits I hum [Jesse Dangerously] We can only diss wack crap that has holiness [Audra Williams] Or superstitious claptrap [Both] East to west, true, it never felt that far Home is just where your two imbecile cats are [Verse 4: Audra Williams] I spent my school years tryin' to wear no bra Crying a pool of tears to The Lion and the Cobra I'm a fan of Love and Rockets, the comic and the band And a hand shoved in my pocket if some hotness is the plan If I say I love the President, I mean Bartlet on TV And when I ask “What would Buffy do?” I'm thinking Sainte-Marie You want to do something but don't know how? Sure, I'll help you gladly Because if a thing's worth doing, then it's worth doing badly When I know what to say, I don't have to explain Like your blood knows the way from your heart to your brain Jesse D and I are aces when our faces hurt from smiles Spending hours in the grocery store, rolling in the aisles And apologies are all we need to help bail out the boat when we get that sinking feeling Because true affection floats [Jesse Dangerously] For us both [Audra Williams] It's one big thing to be together [Jesse Dangerously] And I quote [Audra Williams] Sun and spring and green forever