[Intro: Jess Coughlin] The world spins And round and round we go Enjoy the show [Verse One: Danimal Lector] If life's a rap race, I'm laughing You're in last place Fast paced See you at the finish line, a** face! I'm the mean guy You'll never see cry I've been an a**hole, since I was knee high Now you can see why I'm a beast, I'm a monster I'm a motherf**ing giant; Eli Better yet I'm more like Drew Brees In a loose T, baggy jeans And I came to kick sh**; Bruce Lee Dude please I'm the Alpha Male of the bunch Looking at you is like looking at lunch I'm roasted, toasted, cooking that blunt Smells like a dead skunk looking at trunk It's just me, I reek of weed, and booze equally I can barely speak And I can't even see My parents think I'm from outer f**ing space and I'm starting to agree But you're the martian to me See? [Hook: Jess Coughlin] La de da da da da da The world spins And round and round, we go Enjoy the show La de da da da da da The world spins And round and round, we go Enjoy the show [Verse Two: Danimal Lector] I was the kid that went to show and tell And taught the teacher how to roll an L Life fast, die young, go to hell I'm-a go down shooting, f** posting bail I flow like the ocean, so it's open sails You can't hear me or see me but you can smell me comin' Speaking of which, homegirl, check your belly bu*ton Swinging a machete, your duckin' I'm Freddy's cousin I'm a goddamn animal, no teddy bear, no stuffin' I'm huffin' and puffin' for nothin' I'm-a blow this b**h down Six rounds, Smith and Wesson Little gun, big sounds Sit down, heard you drop, no goodbyes You're a soldier? So am I First person shooter with a golden eye So fly I almost reach the sky No reason why but I'm-a stay illegally high Till it's legalized And be advised I'm the sorta guy that knows we were born to die So me? I'm-a enjoy the ride [Hook: Jess Coughlin] La de da da da da da The world spins And round and round, we go Enjoy the show La de da da da da da The world spins And round and round, we go Enjoy the show