Jeru The Damaja - Billie Jean (Safe Sex) lyrics

Yo Yo Yo I'm bout to tell you about the time I ran into Billie Jean Shorty that Michael Jackson sung about on his joint Yo she was a crazy freak She use to be buggin out and all that yaknamean I'm about to drop it on you And this story is a hundred percent true Word to Bill Clinton's Mother (Verse 1) Sexy and brown I met her downtown I said hey baby Your workin body drives the average n***a crazy I'm Jeru love she said her name was Billie I continued your minds intact girl you could have my baby She could've played me But smiled and replied behave g I like your style not so maybe you can get to know me And this not mac son its psyical attraction I know you have a woman My mans Michael Jackson I think she's ga**in she can tell by my reaction A few seconds pa**ed we both bust out laughin Not sayin I'm all of that or a p-i-m-p Still spit that magnetic beat and had her clingin to me Regularly I won't speak on what this dip would do But when I said she was my freak for about a week or two And if I tell you the rest you won't believe it It involves Michael Jackson Babies and sh** But first (Chorus) Billie Jean you was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthaf**a Unlike Mike I'll admit I mashed it for fun But shorty ain't my son and I ain't the one Straight up Billie Jean you was my part time lover I used rubber So blame it on some other muthaf**a Unlike Mike I'll admit I mashed her for fun But shorty ain't my son and I ain't the one (Verse 2) This honey was freaky I did s**ual favors for her Bent willie in her girlfriends Mona Lisa, Roxanne, and Latoya Straight like that but probably not in that order On planes, trains, and automobiles and even underwater On a mission in any position that you ever thought of And you think I'm bullsh**tin I got it all on camcorder One time handled mine worked the spines of them dimes They like all pa**ed out so its time to recline ya know Go in my jeans and grab the dark cocoa old school style Split the El producto Hearin noises in the back by the kitchen so I creep and investigate like 5-0 You couldn't fathom what happened next yo Michael Jackson comes crashin through the window Rantin and ravin like you dirty so and so I'm like Mike thas a hoe baby you know how that go I spoke mad clear but he wasn't hearin me though He started kickin and punchin like he knew taekwondo He threw a blow so I got real low I got my draws and my socks and headed for the front do' Stepped outside stopped short oh no Went back and dropped the El producto Put fire to it and continued to flow And I ain't seen Billie after that no more Hey yo (Chorus) (Verse 3) Like I said after that I ain't see her no more 10 months down the line I bump into her on tour She said the hat must of snapped when you got my draws Cause I got a little son and guess what duke he's your I paused and I said aight let me see him Shorty had one white glove talkin bout heeeheeeheee You ain't call me through the whole pregnancy We need a DNA test to determine paternity Billie started flippin talkin bout you ain't gonna marry me I said who's not the one that gets burnt that easy baby baby (Chorus) So bounce baby Straight up It's not me I'm not the one Go get somebody else You know what I mean It's just not happenin I'm bouncin peace It was fun while it lasted Aight tell your girlfriends I said wa**up (Blows a kiss) I'm out