Jerry Reed - U.S. Male lyrics

I'm a US male cause I was born in a south Georgia town on a Sunday morn Now Georgia just happens to occupy a place In the southeastern portion of these United States Now that's a fact buddy and you know it well So I just call myself the US male m-a-l-e son that's me Now I said all that to say all this I've been watchin' the way you've been watchin' my miss For the past three weeks you've been hot on her trail You kinda upsettin’ the US male Now you touch her once with your greasy hand I'm gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band Cause she's wearin' a ring that I bought her on sale So that makes her the property of this US male So you'd better not mess with the US male my friend If the US male gets mad he's gonna do you in If you know what's good for yourself son you'd go find ya somebody else son Don't tamper with the property of the US male Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow The US male is on his toes So quit watchin' my woman cause that ain't wise You ain't pullin' no wool over this boy's eyes Now I catch you round my woman champ I'm gonna leave your head bout the shape of a stamp Kind of flattened out so you'd do well to quit playin' games with the US male So you'd better not mess with the US male my friend... Tell him guitar yeah yeah Now I'm tellin' ya son keep your greasy meat hooks off my woman