Jerry Reed - She got the gold mine lyrics

Well, I guess it was back in '63 When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife Well, she said she would, so I said “I do” But I'da said I wouldn't if I'da just knew How sayin' “I do” was gonna screw up all of my life! Well, the first few years weren't all that bad â€" I'll never forget the good times we had Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch Well, I tried to get in â€" she changed the locks! Then I found this note taped on the mailbox That said, “Goodbye, turkey! My attorney will be in touch!” Mm-hmm… So I decided right then and there I's gonna do what's right â€" give her her fair share But brother â€" I didn't know her share's gon' be THAT much! She got the gold mine! She got the gold mine! I got the shaft. I got the shaft They split it right down the middle And then they give her the better half Well, it all sounds sorta funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft Now, listen â€" you ain't heard nothin' yet: Why, they give her the color television set Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars! See? Well, then they start talkin' ‘bout child support Alimony, and the cost of the court â€" Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was! I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes! Besides; everything I ever had worth takin', they've already took! While she's livin' like a queen on alimony I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney Askin' myself, “Why didn't you just learn how to cook?!?!” They give her the gold mine! She got the gold mine! They give me the shaft. I got the shaft They said they're splittin' it all down the middle But she got the better half Well, it all sounds mighty funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft Well, she got the gold mine! She got the gold mine! I got the shaft. I got the shaft They split it all down the middle And then they give her the better half Well, I guess it all sounds funny, Hoo, hoo, hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft (They ain't kiddin' me â€" I got the shaft.) Well, I don't have to worry ‘bout totin' a billfold n'more Hahahahaha… I let my wife tote it; I'mon' be carryin' food stamps â€" You get it, judge? I'mon' be… Just… Hahahaha… Ah, it's not funny, huh? Huh? Huh? Contempt of court? Whaddaya mean? Listen, judge: I's just kiddin'!