Well, I can wash out forty four pairs of socks And have 'em hangin' on the line I can starch and iron two dozen shirts Before you can count from one to nine I can scoop up a great big dip full of lard From the drippings can Throw it in the sk**et, go out, do the shopping And be back before it melts in the pan 'Cause I'm a woman, W O M A N I'll say it again, hey I can rub and scrub This ol' house until it's shining like a dime Feed my baby, grease the car and Powder my face at the same time Get all dressed up, go out And swing till 4 am and then Lay down at five, jump up at 6 And start all over again 'Cause I am a woman, W O M A N I'll say it again If you come to me sickly You know I'm gonna make you well If you come to me hexed up You know I'm gonna break the spell You know if you come to me hungry I'm gonna fill you full of grits But if it's loving you're lacking I'll kiss you and give you the shivering fits 'Cause I'm a woman, W O M A N I'll say it again Hell, I'm a woman, W O M A N I can stretch a greenback dollar bill From here to kingdom come I can play the numbers, pay my bills And still end up with some And I got a twenty dollar gold piece Says there's nothing that I can't do I can make a dress out of a feed bag And make a man out of you 'Cause I'm a woman [Incomprehensible] W O M A N, woman