Flying across the desert in a TWA Saw me a woman walking across the sand Walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown eyed handsome man Brown eyed handsome man Milo Venus was a beautiful la** She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To get a brown eyed handsome man Brown eyed handsome man Way back in history three thousand years Back ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of a shaking going on Over a brown eyed handsome man Brown eyed handsome man Milo Venus was a beautiful la** She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To get a brown eyed handsome man Well, two, three the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand He was rounding the third, he's headed for home It was the brown eyed handsome man Brown eyed handsome man, yeah