I wish you all the unhappiness I can I hope that you find true misery I hope you drown in your own tears After the fool you made of me I hope you drown in your own tears And no one cares in your time of need That your heart's worse than anyone can ever bear After the fool you made of me I hope your heart breaks in two And he walks all over you How did you think I would be? Did you think that my pride Would just let Jerry step aside? After the fool you made of me [ guitar ] I hope his love proves to be untrue And you live in torture while he cheats I hope you feel everything you put me through Honey you made a fool of me I hope your heart breaks in two....