Jerry Jeff Walker - The Continuing Saga Of The Cla**ic Bummer (Or Is This My Free One-Way Ticket To Cleveland?) lyrics

I guess it all started, the day my brand new car wouldn't So I took it to this dealer Recommended as a good'un He told me four hundred bucks would fix it So I asked about the guarantee He just smiled and he told me Slim that ran out last week (chorus) I been taken again , I've been taken again Its like playing the blues If your snoozing you lose You'll be taken again I drove to this bar, outside of Colorado Springs Gonna drink a case of cold Coors Hear old Merle Haggard sing They had this antlered rabbit on the wall Spiked horns and ears a foot tall The bartender told me it was a Colorado jack lope (chorus) Well later I took home, This old nymphomaniac But I could not get her to lie upon her back She told me something in my eyes had made her realize That she could never do that lustful thing with me (chorus) Now people buy the records, think we're working so hard We're out in the studios, and its five o'clock They're hanging on every word, waiting on the very next verse Think things are getting better from here But I think they're getting worse (chorus) Thank God you don't have to hear, the take after this