Jerry Herman - Just Leave Everything To Me lyrics

Dolly: I have always been a woman who arranges things For the pleasure--and the profit--it derives I have always been a woman who arranges things Like furniture and daffodils and lives If you want your sister courted, brother wed, or cheese imported: Just leave everything to me If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected: Just leave everything to me If you want your daughter dated, or some marriage consummated For a rather modest fee If you want a husband spotted, boyfriend traced, or chicken potted: I'll arrange for making all arrangements Just leave everything to me If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered: Just leave everything to me Charming social introductions, expert mandolin instructions: Just leave everything to me If you want your culture rounded, French improved, or torso pounded: With a ten year guarantee If you want a birth recorded, collies bred, or kittens ported: I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me (Mr. Sullivan: Where to, Dolly? Dolly: Yonkers, New York, to handle a highly personal matter for Mr. Horace Vandergelder, the well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire Mr. Sullivan: Gonna marry him yourself, Dolly? Dolly: Why, Mr. Sullivan, whatever put such a preposterous idea into my head--your head!) If you want a law abolished, jury swayed, or toenails polished: Just leave everything to me If you want your liver tested, gla**es made, cash invested: Just leave everything to me If you want your children coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled Or some nice, fresh frica**ee If you want your bustle shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted-- Don't be ashamed girls Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em! I'll discretely use my own discretion I'll arrange for making all arrangements I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me!