Jerky Boys - Tv Repair lyrics

Receiver: Good afternoon, who is speaking? Kissel: Alright, i'll put the small talk I got a TV from your daddy from today. I sent one of these Mexican kids in. He brings a box to me and it ain't working! He's trying to fix it now! R: Why do you always have to scream I can't even hear... K: I can't hear I got a bomb that blew up me box of WW Toll I can't hear nothing. R: Okay. K: He's working on the TV now. R: Who is the salesman? K: I don't know a little fella there. Hey! Pico: (talking to Kissel in background) There ain't no future, i'm sure nothing's gonna pitch 'em! K: Pico, I'm talking to the man! R: What TV was it? K: I don't know it's one of those Japanese TVs I don't know where the hell... Can you help me fix this thing? Hello? (noise in background that sounds like the TV, the other receiver approaches) Receiver 2: Hello, my name is Robert. How can I help you? K: Hello? R: Hello? K: What happenend to the other guy? R: Excuse me? K: I was speaking to a guy he put me on hold. I bought a TV and that think's busting up on something. R: Okay, you have a what? K: I sent a mexican kid to pick it up he's trying to work on it now. I can't do nothing I'm sitting down on one of them wheelchairs. R: Right, now what kind of TV is it? P: You're forgetting the box that's all you got in damn pee! K: Shut up! I'm talking to the guy! R: What kind of TV is it? K: The kind of TV you watch some call. P: Where do you want me to put this one? K: He wants to fix the back of it, what should I do? I can't do nothing I don't know nothing without by reading gla**es. Because, everytime he's trying to fix it in the back something keeps hopping in with the picture. R: I-I I don't understand what's going on. K: I bought a TV and it has a working problem! P: He's trying to put it with the blow on! K: Don't touch nothing in the back before I go! (screams by getting electrocuted, but he's still alive) What are you doing? He's burning he's burning down the house with that TV what should he be touching the back? R: Nothing. Nobody should be touching anything. K: You said, you said he should be touching in the back? P: He's playing around with that that ruler. K: Touch it in the back the guy said touch it in the back. R: No, don't touch anything. K: He said (Pico screams and gets electrocuted this time) Ah! Ah! P: I think i'm blind! K: Ah, see now his are all smoking now. What the hell are you talking about touching for? R: Pull the plug out. K: He ain't dead yet. P: I'm trying to pull the plug out. That thing no workin. K: Hey! R: If you do want my help, you have to call me back. Thank you, bye.