Jerky Boys - You Kicked My Dog lyrics

Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello, is Abtar there? Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Abtar. Daughter: Can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: This is Kerpal. Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Kerpal. Daughter: OK, one moment please. [Daughter calls Abtar] Abtar: Hello. Kerpal: Hello. Abtar: Hi there. Kerpal: Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Abtar: Pardon? Kerpal: Your daughter come to my house today, Abtar: Uh-huh? Kerpal: And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation. Abtar: She kicked your? Kerpal: She kicked my dog! Abtar: She kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes. Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: The one who just answered the phone [Abtar checks with his daughter] Abtar: No. Kerpal: What? Abtar: No. Kerpal: Yes she did. I saw her, and then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? Abtar: I don't know. She didn't say... Kerpal: She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, f**ing guy! Abtar: Where, where from you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abtar: Where you live? Kerpal: Down the street from you. Abtar: Huh? Kerpal: You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f** her! Abtar: [mumbles]...oh, you lie I don't know... Kerpal: Don't lie, you f**ing guy. Abtar: Hey, wait...don't talk like that! Kerpal: f** you! You know damn right what she do! Abtar: Yeah but where do you live and who kicked your dog? Kerpal: Your daughter kicked my dog. Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!...[whispers]...you ba*tard [Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone] Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello. Daughter: Yeah? Kerpal: Why you kick my dog? Daughter: Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal. Daughter: Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: Yes, you do. You kick my dog today. Daughter: Dog?! Kerpal: Dog! Daughter: We don't even... No one's ever been at... Kerpal: You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail. Daughter: OK, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street. Daughter: On my street? Kerpal: You know! Daughter: You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes. Daughter: Whereabouts do you live? Kerpal: You know damn right!! Daughter: No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. Kerpal: [under breath] Yes you do. Daughter: Why? Where the hell do you live? Kerpal: [under breath] You don't ask dumb question. Daughter: Do you live on Marative? Kerpal: No, you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail. Daughter: You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- Kerpal: You do not tell me "damn right". You do not swear at me [under breath] I am going to k** you. Daughter: You're going to k** us!? Kerpal: No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you! Daughter: [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] Okay, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the f** you're talking about. Kerpal: You don't ever tell me to "f**"! You say bad word! Daughter: Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof... Kerpal: f** you, you, you do not tell me f** you! OK you? You know! Daughter: Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up. Kerpal: f** you. You are going to jail. Daughter: We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene- Kerpal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you! Daughter: Don't tell me to shut up, I did not - Kerpal: Shut up! You stink! Daughter: Oh, you stink too! Kerpal: No, you don't - Daughter: Yes you do! Kerpal: I do not stink! Daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: f** you, just because I am Paki does not mean I stink! [she hangs up]