Jerky Boys - Assa**ins (w/ The Jerky Boys Outro) lyrics

[Bridge:] Ya know who ya f**in wit? Wicked clowns! [Hook:] Wicked clown, wicked clown! Wicked clown, wicked clown! (Don't f** wit me!) [Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope] As I walk through River Rouge, I saw this man He was covered, he was bu*tered, snatched his j**elry and ran I caught up wit Nate and said, "I think it's worth a grand!" He smiled, and he giggled and he shook my hand The jam was goin down, I need the money so I'm giddy That f**in snake mogul only gave us $750 (What?) My mamma threw me out, I called my sister a who*e (b**h!) Now my house is abandon, my bed is the floor It's been a week, I haven't eaten, I starve and I crawl Saw my teacher Ms. Elena up in Wellington Mall I broke into her Datsun and jumped in the back And waited for the b**h and put my shank to her neck! She offered her car keys, cried and said "Please!" She promised not to tell and gimmie A's and B's I said, "I want your money b**h and all I can sell!" (Now!) I looked into her eyes and she was scared as hell I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue (Yes!) Got happy wit the trigger, now I'm on the run AN ASSASSIN!!! [Hook] Wicked clown, wicked clown! Wicked clown, wicked clown! (Don't f** wit me!) [Bridge] Ya know who ya f**in wit? Wicked clowns! [Verse 2: Violent J] My father was a priest, cold blooded, he's dead Hypocrite, he was a bigot, so I cut off his head Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said And heard the demons screamin as his body bled Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride She said, "Thanks!" I said, "No thang!" and she got inside Peepin as I'm creepin, I'm packin an erection I'm starin wit my dick, I'm like look, which direction! (Ha ha!) Made it to her Ave., she got out and said, "See ya!" Yo babe like why'nt ya chill and help me k** this two liter? (Baby) Went into my trailer, I filled up a gla** Before she took a sip I had my dick in her a** I banged it and banged it, the sh** was absurd Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some f**in nerd! Then she rolled over, and gave me a kiss And said, "So when am I gettin paid?" WHAT b*tch?! First I tried to choke her, she went for the door And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for!" b**h I love you, but now you gotta die I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye She pa**ed by my boy and I knew he was strapped Billy pulled out his gun and shot the b**h in her back! Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic! Chopping and chopping, they said "J, what the f**?" On the news they found her head stuffed up her bu*t, what! I'm an a**a**in! Ha huh ha! A muthaf**in a**a**in! Huuu! An a**a**in! [Hook] Wicked clown, wicked clown! Wicked clown, wicked clown! (Don't f** wit me!) [Skit: The Jerky Boys] Frontier Hello? Hello? Yes, hello? Yes? Hi, I'd like to speak to Mike Wood Who's calling? This is Sa.... I'm sorry, who? Sar... Did you say Shawn? Sarah! Hello? Yes Yes, this is Sarah Oh Sarah? Mike Wood please! Okay, hold on one moment... Hello? Yes I have a complaint, a formal complaint! Go ahead... They're just evil! Who's evil? The last booking you had they jumped from the stage and they tried to finger me in the audience! Who is this? This is Sarah! You're referring to who? To myself and my rear! What do you mean am I fer- referring to? What band? The Insane Clown Posse! Wh- I don't understand what you're talkin about! Oh God! Do you book them or no? Yes, I am the booking agent for the Insane Clown Posse! If that's who you are than I just so happen To be a poor fool that was standing in the front row When one of them jumped on me... Knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my a**! I don't need this! Why do you let this go on? Why are you callin me about this? Well you're booking them! (Hello?) Get off the phone you stupid a**! Who's helloing me? Mike Wood please? This is Mike Wood Please stop booking them Mike, please? They're driving me nuts!