Up on Mount Olympus Living on a pile of trash With all the lunatics How they worship you What are you going to do With the back of that ticket? That's my number but I'll call you There's nothing less I'd rather do You've been sniffing up that mercury From a broken thermometer Like a cloud gatherer Just like Zeus Out at the car show She does?? Like seeing a cold sore In a kissing booth There's nothing less I'd rather do There's nothing less I'd rather do There's nothing less I'd rather There's nothing less I'd rather There's nothing less I'd rather do And I, I live with the shame But you, you taking that blame There's nothing less I'd rather do Living on Milk Duds And therapeutic mud Ninety days at promises With no booze Outside Silver Lake I am the biggest fake Like the Mona Lisa At the Louvre There's nothing less I'd rather do There's nothing less I'd rather do Than taking a real quick picture with you There's nothing less I'd rather do And I, I live with the pain But you, you're sending over champagne There's nothing less I'd rather do