I was striking suave, ambitious Feet to beak, so birdylicious Now I'm vial, I am villain and vicious Oh, and malicious I had it all, a TV show, women too I was just whole, over 1 foot 2 Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes That's why I am so evil, why I do what I do He was superstar, so young and vital He's nasty, a South-American Idol He's a suspicious bird, who said that about me? A very vicious bird, I'll have you rotisseried I was the king of telling novellas The envy of all the other fellows Then I was pushed out For a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay They called Patricious Common Paraguayan name He's a nasty bird, I'm insidious He's nasty, oh, I'm hideous He was a real macaw, I'm a co*katoo An obscene bird, yes, that word's true I'm a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer You think you're better than me, I never heard of ya I'm evil, I fill your cheese ball with weavils I poop on people and I blame on the seagulls It was him He's a nasty bird, I'm invincible He's nasty, I'm unminceable I'm unwashable, unrinceaple Like an abandoned school I have no principal All of you Brazilian birds All 18 million birds I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to make you Shut up now, shut up, it's just me I will make you ugly too Did you hear how dramatic that was With the end?