I saw it in Newsweek Therefore it must be real Reagan and Khaddafi chatting like they're old friends At dinner with Abe Lincoln Look how the shadows don't match Or shots of demonstrations The signs are in English Even in countries that don't use our alphabet at all Philly 2000 Republican Convention I saw a booth where you could get you picture taken Arm in Arm with George Dubya Bush And it looked totally real Know how that makes me feel?!?! Aggghh! Take any image of anything In Photoshop nothing is real Nothing is fake So I ask you How many images and photos we believe are real Aren't Cars in the ads now fly And part the seas and swim Two minutes of your mouth on tape Is that all it takes To show you saying things you never said In the headlines, in bed With someone you have never met 12XU? Easy!