Jello Biafra - Plastic Jesus lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribualtions We will travel every nation With my plastic Jesus I'll go far CHORUS Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel every nation With my plastic Jesus I'll go far Riding down a thorooughfare With his nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind Trouble coming He don't see He just keeps His eye on me ANd any other thing that lies behind Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dasboard of my car Though the sunshine on his back Makes Him peel, chip and crack A little patching keeps Him up to par When pedestrians try to cross I let them know who's boss I never blow the horn or give them warning I ride all over town Trying to run them down And it's seldom that they live to see the morning Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car His halo fits just right And I use it for sight And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far If I weave around at night And the police think I'm tight They'll never find my bottle, though they ask Plastic Jesus shelters me For His head comes off, you see He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Ride with me and have a dram Of the blood of the Lamb Plastic Jesus is a holy bar Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car But I think he'll have to go His magnet ruins my radio And if we wreck he'll leave a scar Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Once His robe was snowy white Not it isn't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar