Jello Biafra With The Melvins - Plethysmograph lyrics

If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we zap ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With our little electric ring Clamped around your love thang Flash ya pictures, Clockwork Orange-style Let's see what makes Stewart smile Yow! Yow! Yow! Try not to expand Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't trip the Plethysmograph If the machine catches you erect Ain't no way you're getting' outta here Back to aversion therapy As we watch our toys watch you Flood your face with ammonia gas And scent of rotting placentas Little electric shock or two This is how we cure you Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't let it expand Yow! Yow! Yow! Can't trick the Plethysmograph Little girls and boys, Panties past their thighs Try not to rise 3 strokes you're out! Comely amputees scratch themselves for fleas Down at Muscle Beach 3 strokes you're out Grand Wizard Newt in a sailor suit Dancing with a flute 3 strokes you're out! Brazilian babes titties made of clay Spread their waxy legs for Great Danes Who invents this stuff? Do their kids join cults? What do they fantasize to get themselves off Wanna see child p**n? Join the vice squad In the name of correction we play with all we want Nothing is private any more Lie detectors were never this fun Says the Attorney General Man As he ends the morning prayer meeting Back to his office for electronic ring Clamps it on his sinful thang Rewind the tape, lemme see some more So I can feel my eagle soar Yow! Yow! Yow! He's speaking in tongues Yow! Yow! Yow! Now he can't shut it off Yow! Yow! Yow! Crashing through the gla** Yow! Yow! Yow! Praise the Plethysmograph