Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School Of Medicine - Crapture lyrics

Look up in the sky Right wingers flying by Just like chick comics said they would Dear Lord, they're all stark raving nude Empty suits and cars Airliners' pilots gone More planes crash into buildings More proof their god loves everyone The rapture has arrived And we've been left behind Yay! Crapture Retard presidents Launch ma** destruction Instead of biblical end times God's chosen pants are on fire The Wall Street panic's on Gotta leave hedge funds behind Their "Pa**ion of the Christ" Action figures are melting down Fly away, fly away See the zealots fly away Sarah P, Timmy T, Tim LaHaye Where is the messiah We're counting on to put the oil back? And all the trees And all the cash We stole when we ran up the deficits C'mon! C'mon! We're in our ark Where are you, dammit? C'mon! C'mon! The hordes are at The Lear Jet doors Oh, no! bu*thole in the clouds Poison gas spewing down Fireballs rain from the heavens Hot damn! They hit Wal-Mart again Now we share the hold Turn bigots into toads Time for the virgin sacrifice To the Teletubbies and the SpongeBob We're happy all the time Cause we've been left behind Now the blind can finally see Kids in Texas can learn to read Crapture Crapture