Have you seen my time machine? It's black and white it's blue and green It's shaped just like a submarine I made it from cans of pork and beans, it runs on a can of kerosene! Oh yeah! we're going back, back in time I got a battered body, a shattered mind kaleidoscopic red radiation, I know where I am but I don't know when Double houses with bubble floors space men riding dinosaurs knights in armor with a dog for a face! Kings and queens in outer space! I want it back! You ain't gonna get it! I'm trapped in the past! You'd beter forget it! Cavemen from the future! Whales with thumbs! I'm running out of food! You'd better invent some! Oh yeah! It's black and white, it's blue and green it's shaped just like a submarine I made it from cans of kerosene, I'm getting nervous I'm looking lean this is a nightmare, this is a dream give it back to me and I won't get mean Have you seen my time machine?