Jeffrey Lesser - When You Say Vegas lyrics

[Casino Announcer (Jason Robert Brown)] Ladies and Gentlemen, the Milano Hotel and Casino is very pleased to welcome This evening and every evening the legend, the icon, the very soul of Las Vegas: Mr. Buddy Rocky! [Buddy Rocky] When you say Vegas You're saying love You're saying diamond rings And all the things That little girls dream of You're hearing bells go ring ding ding For me and you In Las Vegas The land where dreams come true When you say Vegas [Showgirl] - SPOKEN Vegas! [Buddy Rocky] You're saying "Yes!" You're talking Broadway shows, designer clothes And wow, hey, that's quite a dress Only s**ers go to Foxwoods Get a clue And come to Vegas The land where dreams come true Put on your tux Dress her up to her molars Show her you roll with the highest rollers Flash some cash, snag a front row seat It's a night that she won't forget You might be in the desert, kid But a girl can still get wet I'm joking, hey When you say Vegas You're saying "bring it on, bring it on" You're saying fill my heart with beauty and art And don't quit before I'm gone You can see Ms. Liza Minelli, Ms. Barbra Streisand, or you can just Miss Celine Dion You're saying deal me a flush Hey, sorry mister How should I know that stripper's your sister Cash in your chips and thank the stars above That you're in V-E-G-A-S And that spells love [Tommy Korman] - SPOKEN Home, sweet home! [Johnny Sandwich] - SPOKEN Great to back, isn't it boss? [Tommy Korman] - SPOKEN And the minute I got off that plane and saw all those slot machines I just had this warm wonderful feeling [Tommy Korman] Grab a machine and start yankin' that lever [Ensemble] Yank that lever [Buddy Rocky] Chances are swell you'll get lucky forever [Casino Goer] - SPOKEN Jackpot! [Tommy Korman] Vegas is, was, and always will be The hottest of all hot spots [Johnny Sandwich] There's some guys been here fifty years And they're still shoving things in slots [Buddy Rocky] - SPOKEN What is he talkin' about?! [Buddy, Tommy, and Johnny] When you say Vegas [Ensemble] - SPOKEN Vegas! [Buddy, Tommy, and Johnny] You're saying [All] The skies always blue [Johnny Sandwich] London's too old [Tommy Korman] And Cleveland ain't pretty [Buddy Rocky] And we got nicer hookers than Jersey City [Buddy, Tommy, and Johnny] There's a whole lot of love in Nevada [All] Just waiting for you Some come to Las Vegas [Tommy Korman] What I say? [Ensemble] - SPOKEN Las Vegas! [Buddy Rocky] Lead the way to [All] Las Vegas [Buddy Rocky] The land where dreams come true [Tommy Korman] - SPOKEN Come on, Las Vegas! [All] Yeah!