Jeffrey Lesser - I Love Betsy lyrics
[JACK SINGER] I like taxis, I like trains, I like Brooklyn when it rains but I love Betsy I like walking after dark, I like jogs in Prospect Park but I love Betsy I like Shake Shack, I like MOMA, and New Jersey's ripe aroma The parade's when i see ‘em and even the DMV And the Brooklyn bridge by bike Heck, there's lots of stuff I like but I love Betsy and she loves me She likes hockey, no I swear she likes guys with thinning hair and I love Betsy She like pizza and Chinese Louboutin's and mac 'n'cheese God, I love Betsy She like's swimming, writing letters she likes watching double-headers she drinks bourbon and sake and even likes Rocky III I'm amazed and I'm impressed but the thing that I like best is I love Betsy and she loves me Five years, I've been in love with Betsy for five years I can't believe she stuck with me what kind of luck have I got? to keep someone like her around Ten years, my mom's been dead already for ten years so since she put that curse on me no, there's no curse, its not a curse, forget I said curse, the point is its been long enough, now its time to grow up, mom's in the ground and look what I've found I like dancing on the pier, I like Broadway, once a year but I love Betsy I like visits to the zoo, I like opera, that's not true but I love Betsy its been five years and I'm ready, get the sparklers and confetti give a wink to the waiter and summon the maître d, Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, I will make her my fiancé I love Betsy, I love Betsy, I love Betsy, and Betsy loves me I'm a schmuck and betsy loves me doesn't matter what I do, I know its true I could never live without her Betsy loves me its amazing, Betsy loves me And tonight I'm gonna show her just how proud I am to know her there's no danger, there's no drama, there's no curse, and there's no mama Put my problems in the past I'm a grown-up man at last I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the island so laugh if you wanna, this whole town is gonna see, that I love Betsy sorry mama, I love betsy and she loves me