Ebenezer, you must believe her She's not telling lies Little pomme de terre, it's all so clear Take the blindfold from your eyes Lonely miser, she's so much wiser With a willingness to feel So solitaire, so afraid to care So rooted in the real And now, it's been a long time Since you've felt something so good before Even you deserve love Fall you fool, your bones won't break Fall you fool, what in the world have you been thinking of? Fall you fool, falling from you undeserving of love Surface leaking, let her awaken The child awaits within You're so forlorn, tattered and so torn You wouldn't know where to begin Hey wretched loner, please listen to her For she can see your worth Stubborn old man, you better take a hand And let her lead you to rebirth I know you've had your hard times in the past That's all behind you now you fool Even you deserve love Fall you fool, your bones won't break Change all your rules, it's never too late Fall you fool, what in the world have you been thinking of? Fall you fool, falling from you undeserving of love Ebenezer, you must believe her She's not telling lies